January 2012
180 posts
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
900ft asked: your background is so cute haha c:
niallspackage asked: 1) WWYD if you met Harry out food shopping? 2) WYR be Niall's girlfriend & have the fandom hate you, or be his bestfriend and the fandom love you? 3) WWYD if you were at a party & saw the boys there, & one of them made a move on you? 4) WYR go on a date with Niall to Nando's, or with Liam for a picnic? 5) Which is your favourite bromance?
December 2011
202 posts
kid : how did you and daddy meet?
me: i flipped my hair and overwhelmed him!
kid: like in the song?
harry : no. she tricked me into signing a marriage agreement instead of a poster.
me and my dad in the car this morning
him: we have to go in that direction
me: what direction?
him: over there
me: how many directions?
him: omg you're insane
me: just say it
him: one direction
"Do You Smell Weed?"
When random people try to sell you shit
lenarhea:
Awkward moment how I'm going to have to try and...
styleslove:
ny—horan:
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
Niall wants a girlfriend for 2012.
1d-through-your-eyes:
me: hey
friend: oh my god guess what my boyfriend did last night
me: i'm fine and you
friend: yeah he totally ignored me for 2 hours
me: lovely weather we're having
friend: ooh he makes me so mad he doesn't appreciate me ugh don't get a boyfriend having a boyfriend is torture
me: i'm predicting rain too
friend: i haven't talked to him all day i'll show him
friend's boyfriend: i'm sorry babe
friend: IT'S OKAY I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE IN MY LIFE I FORGIVE YOU LET'S MAKEOUT IT'S GREAT HAVING A BOYFRIEND LOL
me: i think i might need an umbrella for this rain
